OMG! Reminds me of the day I was driving on the main highway doing 65 in the passing lane in bumper to bumper traffic!
Worst day of my life!
A pheasant did a kamikazee into my grill and feathers flew all over the place! I couldn't hit my brake, I couldn't change lanes - I was hysterical. Finally one very kind gent let me move to the curb lane and I was able to turn into a gas station.
Mind you - Mama can't take feathers! Not at all!!
In my hysteria - the gas station attendant wanted to know what I wanted and I couldn't even get myself together to tell him - I'm pointing to my grill and telling him to get the bird out!
Other than the fact that he thought I was a total loon - he humored me and walked to the front of my car - looked at my grill and said LADY - THERE AIN'T NO BIRD HERE - and I told him to check inside under the hood because I knew it was in there.
Once again he humored me. Same line - LADY......
Needless to say - Mama made a complete a$$ of herself that day (and many others as well) and didn't go back to that station for many years.
The End.
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