I was at a local mall - mind you - I hate going to the mall - all the idiots go there and they park their cars forever and they take up all the seats, sit in the food court with a cup of coffee and they don't shop! These people need a life. You can't sit for a minute with a ton of parcels because they plant themselves and stay there - watching people.
So I got a great parking space one day - first one by the door. You can watch these jokers drive around the parking lot for 2 hours trying to get a good spot. Dumbasses.
It was Christmas time - I had a lot of bags - I couldn't stop to rest because of the non-shoppers - so I took my things to the car. I was exhausted and I really wanted to go home and have some tea.
I had 4 cars waiting for me to move. Talk about crash-up derby! I could not believe it. They left me no room to pull out.
So I got in the car, started it up, got out, cleaned off the car of all snow, got back in and warmed up. Then I pulled out a book and shut off my motor and proceeded to read my book.
Boy did I get called all kinds of names. One guy actually sat there for over a half hour waiting for me to move my car. He finally moved his - he was so sure I would be pulling out. (in the mean time he missed many spots!) So I pulled half way out and he saw it in his mirror. As he drove like a jerk around the row of cars to get my spot - I slowly pulled back in and got out of the car and went back into the mall. I stood at the door looking out for about 20 minutes.
Then I went back out. Same scenario. So I had to brush my car off again - clean the wheel wells of snow and warm up the car. And I shut off the motor again and pulled out my book again.
A woman walked up to me and asked if I was pulling out - I told her I was staying put and waiting for someone who was shopping. She told me to go park somewhere else so I can watch for them from a distance.
I politely told her to kiss my a$$.
She called me a b*tch.
So I spent the next hour or so in the car - warming it and reading my new book.
I did the same thing they do - they didn't like it.
Another thing that ****es me off (here I go!) - people parking in handicapped parking that are not handicapped. I purposely blocked one guy who was sitting in his car waiting - his wife was only exchanging something. Tough tittie! Don't park in handicapped for your convenience.
So I parked right behind him - about an inch from his vehicle. Put up my sticker and ignored him calling me.
His wife was on her way out and he's telling her to tell me to move so he can get out.
I told her that I'm just going in for a minute - you know what that is like. I'll be right out. And I took my time. So they came in the store to find me and first fight with me to move my car or they will have it towed, then they asked nicely when the store manager (who is a friend of mine) asked me what was wrong.
Guess who got a ticket?
Not me - I knew the cop.
But he did.
And this man blessed me so much that day!!! LOL I don't think he likes me very much.
And he's not the only one I've parked practically on top of! I do it almost daily at an area convenience store. When will people learn?
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