Funny but so true! I would be more afraid of the Dogs & the feller holding the gun than the high-tech alarm system
Around here where we live there are so many homemade signs (Spray-Painted of-course and spelling is usually at least Southern slang phonetically correct) "Fer Rent" or any such thing. We have had many great belly laughs with some of them. My Dad was the worst one to make fun of the Farmers at the Market selling "Maters" it was a great source of fun to hear him tell & re-tell the story about the old men selling their "Juicy Maters"!