Mama- I was forwarded this funny today and I immediately thought- 'what a great idea for SPAMMERS!' What'cha think?



A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch and under-arms. Worried that it might be more surgeries and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to adjust his hospital gown enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across the pubic hair down below and in his pits were countless wide strips of DUCT TAPE, the really sticky kind that doesn't come off easily.

Additionally- on a note taped to his chest-hair written in large black letters was the sentence: 'Get well soon...from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'

tooooooooo funny!!!

I only deleted about 50 posts today - they are falling down on the job - I just wish they would all post at once and be done with it -