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jglass

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My poor confused fuzzy little bunny rabbit is trying to breed with my dog. My rabbit is 3 pounds and the dog is a 13 year old 5 pound arthritic yorkie/maltese mix who does not think it is the least bit funny. Do you guys remember that cartoon where the skunk was in love with the cat? Both of these animals are boys.
I have had other pet rabbits ... none of which ever tried to date the dog. Sooo now I can only let Spike aka .. Pokey as Jon has dubbed him out when I can sit right in the floor and watch him from trying to enact a scene from Deliverance with the dog. The dog has already tried to amputate the rabbits limbs for this and I cannot say that I blame him. I have been redirecting Spike's attentions away from the dog when I catch him getting fixated and he has been a bit better the past few days. I lost a bunny years ago from the anesthesia and I would really prefer not to have to have him fixed if I can get away with it.
Spike will be 6 months old in less than two weeks. 6 months is full grown for a bunny.
When I told Jon what was going on the first thing he told me was I should have gotten the camera :rolleyes:
 
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Too funny - my one friend and her hubbie have all kinds of dogs, cats, etc. and her male dog (boxer) humps her male cat all the time - the cat enjoys it. And her other male cat humps the dog. Figure that one out.
Let us know what the offspring look like!
(gosh girl - if they ever re-make Deliverance you'll have to be in it somehow - bewteen Jon telling you that you cook for the cast - and now this.............just makes ya wonder!)
BTW - thank you - I needed the chuckle......
 
I walk every morning for my health. Unfortunently my sons Weimaraner thinks she must accompany me on these walks. She weighs about 75 Lbs and about 1/2 mile down the road is a small weiner dog who has fallen in love with her (she's been fixed - he doesn't care). Get a ruler and do the math. On his best day this is not going to happen but he tries every time. I'ts getting embarrassing. Good luck with Spike. Once they get it on their mind there is no changing them.
 
it's better than my friends dog humping anyone's leg he can get at.........and he ain't choosy either - even strangers - he sees a leg and goes for it -
 
I quess they look at everything at body temperature as a potential sex partner. I really don't think gender matters either. When harmones kick in physics sort of goes by the wayside.
 
Spike has calmed down some. When I catch him trying to jump on the dog I tap him on the nose and tell him no. If he is really insistent then he gets put back in his cage.
It is part hormones I'm sure and part Spike trying to "ass - ert" dominance over the dog.:rolleyes:
 
That poor dog is so traumatized and now the bunny is making sexual advances. I know that for humans there are laws - but what about helpless little dogs?

Watch some lawyer jump on this one! LOL (damn vultures they are!)

I can just see it now on the boob tube - 30 second commercials - is your dog being sexually harassed by bunnies? Call our law firm, Vulture and Vulture and let us handle your case. We will take on the agressor and your dog can return to a normal life. Call 1-800 - VUL - TURE! We won't stop till your dog is free again!
 
Mama you are to funny.

Now when the dog misbehaves I tell him I'm gonna let the bunny have his way with him.
 
Mama your talking about the man who wanted me to get it on video or at least a picture lol. His sense of humor is a twisted as mine is... maybe even worse. I was telling Kev about a month ago I came really close to getting a blue holland lop baby the breeder had. I talked myself out of it at the last minute. Even considering getting a second bunny was a lapse of good judgement. One is a handful.
 
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