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 Posted By: rt49andellis 
Aug 31  # 1 of 12
Got any humorous stories about your kids or grandkids?

A few years ago, I thought my son was being very smart by using the fan to blow bubbles. Then I decided he was just lazy when I caught him using the fan to blow kisses.

Was flipping through channels one night and there was a commercial for a new movie. The guy said "This movie is rated R" My son said "Cool... a new pirate movie!!!!!!" (R -- Arrrg haha)
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 Posted By: muslgrl 
Aug 31  # 2 of 12
I thought this was funny maybe it isn't but being a bodybuilder and health nut i thought so. I remember having my grandson one day he was dropped off at my gym so he would come home with me. It was early so we needed to eat breakfast. Ofcourse I have my standard oatmeal with protien powder and had bought him some flavored oatmeal(better than junk)He kept insisting that he wanted pizza for breakfast and i explained to him I don't have food like that in my house. Well he finally ate about 1/2 of it i told him that oatmeal will make him have strong bones and big muscles just like Nanna (he has always been fasinated with my muscles) thinking this would get him to eat more. Well that was about 1 year ago he was 5. My daughter told me a few weeks ago the were grocey shopping and they were in the cereal isle she asked hom which kind he wanted,well i guess he had a fit because he wanted oatmeal because Nanna says it is good for me and will make me have strong bones and muscles big like hers. I just laughed i guess he really did listen
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 Posted By: expatgirl 
Aug 31  # 3 of 12
Two stories from the mouth of babes:

When my son, Chris, was about 2, I was holding him in line at Target and he kept turing around and pointing and insisting "Poo-poo, Mommy, poo-poo. I was too embarassed to turn around to see what he was commenting on, told him to shush, paid with cash and quickly got out of there. As we exited I casually turned around to see the man who had been standing behind us wearing one of those flat pancake hats on his bald head and it was dark brown. OMG--I could have died!!!!! I know that he heard.

Story #2: Same Chris different scenario. I was trying to feed my 1 year old daughter and 3 year old Chris was banging and clanging about. I asked him to please stop making so much noise because Mommy's ears were ringing. i continued to feed his sister when I noticed that he was edging closer and closer to me and cocking his head and was right next to my face. Curious and especially since the noise had stopped I asked his what was the problem. He in all seriousness replied, Mommy I don't hear any ringing. I could have died!
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 Posted By: rt49andellis 
Aug 31  # 4 of 12
OMG those were funny..... Cuz nanna said !!!!! and poo poo HAHAAAa

We were at the laundromat once and my son Christian (age 5 at the time) and I were playing Eye Spy. Well Christian says I spy with my little eye something that is brown. I looked and looked and named everything I saw. Then... I saw ONE more thing. I leaned in really close and asked him "Is it that man?" He said yes. I was like oh good grief !!!!!!!!

Once again, same Christian, (must be somethin with Chrises LOL) we were in walmart and i was back in the fabric section. Ya know, with all the snooty old women. And Christian yells out really loud.... "MOM?? Did you fart? Cuz somethin stinks!!!" OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I said NO !!!!!!!! lol He said (of course quietly so no one could hear) Well.... I did.

LITTLE BOOGER !
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 Posted By: muslgrl 
Sep 1  # 5 of 12
Those are great. Kids just say whats on their mind I love the innocence