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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN and MAN

ricksrealpitbbq

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AGING GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN and MAN



Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!



Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.



Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.



Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.





THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
 
Very true. Wish it wasn't but still very true. It gives me hope that at 81 I will become intellegent. However I am always plaqued by the old Indian saying; "Too soon old. Too late smart".
 
My daddy is 88 this year and his words are " I may have ailments but I have just begun to live!'' he is very positive.
 
Thanks, so much chubby, I hope he lives forever, I know I am dreaming, but it is worth it. He is the world's greatest dad ever!
 
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