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My husband sit down on the couch and of course here comes our dog to get on his lap. Hubby says ewww you stink to the dog who is in need of a bath. The dog jumps down and goes to get a toy. Hubby says I don't want to play with you right now. Then hubby says I told you Im not in the mood when the dog puts the toy in his lap. Then the dog gives up and gets back onto his lap and hubby says get your hairy backside off of me you reek. The he tells the dog to get his hairy legs off of him.
I get up and pick up the dogs toy and make him bark. Hubby says why are you doing that and I said if anyone heard the last few things you said I want to make sure they know we have a dog.
 
Yep. If I overheard all of that through the door I would naturally assume that YOU were getting a little "Randie" and in need of some personal hygien.
 
I thought Jon was gonna wet his pants he laughed so hard when I told him I was really hoped the neighbors knew he was talking to the freakin dog.
 
Here mama- I'll lean over and link my fingers/cup my hands... you step into my hands and I'll help boost you up high so you can see just what the helll is goin' on thru Janie's window! By the sound of it- we're gonna be doin' some silly gigglin'! :)
 
Kevin - you make the tea - I'll bring some tea cakes! While I'm fixin' lunch you hook up the spy camera - YOU TUBE HERE WE COME!
 
When we first got together one of Jon's friends got a crush on me. This guy was Jon's biggest meanest looking friend. Well one night he sends me a picture via email that was of a man parts lets say. Well at first I thought it was funny so I sent him back ...funny I always thought it would be bigger. Then I sent him back a cartoon pic of a pair of boobs and said ... tit for tat.

Then I thought about it and it kinda made me mad that he sent me an image like that sooo ..... I have a program where I can make my own magazine covers. I had pics of him and his wife on my pc from where we had gone to the zoo. I put the pic he sent me on the cover with a pic I found of women filing into a church with the caption .. millions of women mourn as legend dies. I had a pic of him up there beside the one he had sent me plus a pic of his wife titled ... wife refuses to comment. I put the date and it had a barcode and title and all. I emailed it to him. What was funny is that he would go to peoples houses and fix their computers and how he would do it was he would put his email in their system to see if he had it fixed. After having that email pop up on a few computers he was working on he couldnt do that anymore. That took care of him for a few months and then one day he started picking on me again. I looked all serious and asked him if he got my email and he said uh no ... and I got all concerned and said now how was it you spell your email? I said you dont supposed I could have sent that magazine to the wrong email address do you? At this point he is loosing it lol. I let him sweat for a few days before I told him I was kidding. A few years later he emails me about sending me pics but tells me they wouldnt fit on my monitor and I said I dont have a palm pilot?? Palm pilots were super tiny by the way. I said are you sure you wanna send me pics big boy and he tells me no way I dont play well with others. A few years later the same guy stated flirting hard through emails again. What he didnt know at the time was I was reading my husband every email and my husband was telling me what to send back lol. Jon had him pretty excited before he had me tell him it was him answering the messages.

I figured if I took out the biggest meanest looking friend he had the rest would be to afraid to try anything ;)
 
you should have told him what to do with his "palm pilot" as well...........
(sorry - I'm a 50's gal - "palm pilot this!")
 
Yeah after I thought about it I was pretty mad and didnt speak to him til he apologized. I used the magazine I made to torture him for years after. I loved the guy as a friend but that was it. He told Jon once living with him must be terrible because I was quiet and shy when we got married and now Im just evil. I tell them all I am what you made me now suffer with it lol. After he did the flirting the one night via PM's and Jon was answering him back he got so embarassed when Jon had me tell him that it was him that we havent talked to him in like two years or more. Friends dont try and sleep with theirs friends wife especially when the friend is a blindman for crying out loud. Jon's friend was married during all of this.
 
He has a really good side but there is side to him that has a lot of issues. It runs in his entire family actually. Needless to say he doesnt want to play with me anymore lol.

Jon loves to get me right outside a store and mess up my hair. I told him the other day to knock it off cause I could just hear what everyone in the store was saying. Everyone in town knows us and I could just hear you know she is married to that poor little blindman but she could atleast try and fix her hair. No one would know he did it to me right before we entered the store. We were leaving Kmart one day and I had on a long leather car coat. I didnt know the entire time we had been shopping Jon was taking all of those little things off stuff that make the door alarms go off and had stuck them all over the back of my jacket! The manager tells me before we get to the door that I might want to take those off. I looked at Jon and said its a long walk home blindman.
 
Mama Mangia said:
you're cruel - he's got guts!!!
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I've been trying to tell you guys Janie was mean. She even turned me into the Pillbury Dough Boy once. Very humiliating. Actually I was trying to convince some sweet thing that I was the "hunk" that Janie had for her avatar at that time and the next thing I know Janie changed her avatar to the dough boy. :rolleyes:
 
You guys are toooooooooo funny!

geez - if you are the dough boy then I must be Mrs. Butterworth! LOL

(rumor has it that Janie is actually Chef-Boy-R-Dee)
 
jpshaw said:
I've been trying to tell you guys Janie was mean. She even turned me into the Pillbury Dough Boy once. Very humiliating. Actually I was trying to convince some sweet thing that I was the "hunk" that Janie had for her avatar at that time and the next thing I know Janie changed her avatar to the dough boy. :rolleyes:
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You guys are toooooooooo funny!

geez - if you are the dough boy then I must be Mrs. Butterworth! LOL

(rumor has it that Janie is actually Chef-Boy-R-Dee)


HILARIOUS, you two! :)
 
jpshaw said:
I've been trying to tell you guys Janie was mean. She even turned me into the Pillbury Dough Boy once. Very humiliating. Actually I was trying to convince some sweet thing that I was the "hunk" that Janie had for her avatar at that time and the next thing I know Janie changed her avatar to the dough boy. :rolleyes:
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I forgot about that :eek:
I wubs you JP ;)
 
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