A cool and cruel joke

[Manga]

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> "Hi honey.
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> This is Daddy.
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> Is Mommy near the phone?"
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> "No Daddy.
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> She's upstairs in the bedroom
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> with Uncle Paul."
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> After a brief pause,
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> Daddy says,
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> "But honey,
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> "Oh yes I do,
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> Brief Pause.
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> "Uh, okay then,
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> Put the phone
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> run upstairs
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> "Okay Daddy,
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> just a minute."
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> A few minutes later
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> the little girl comes back to the phone.
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> "I did it Daddy."
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> "And what happened honey?"
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> "Well, Mommy got all scared,
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> Then she tripped over the rug,
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> "Oh my God!!!
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> What about your Uncle Paul?"
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> "He jumped out of the bed
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> He was all scared
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> But I guess he didn't know
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> ***Long Pause***
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> ***Longer Pause***
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> ***Even Longer Pause***
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> Then Daddy says,
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> "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

[KAYLINDA]

I heard this so long ago....but got just as tickled today. Thank you!

[barbiedoll1973_tn]

Yes I heard this a long time ago also LOL.

[ButtrflyDreams]

LOL! That was funny. I've never heard that one before.

[phoenyxstarr]

I've never heard it before either. It's pretty funny & something that my husband would do if he thought I was in that particular situation...

[Twinmama]

I've heard it before but forgot how it ended. Thanks!!

[corine]

roflmbo!!!!!

Corine

[lcsamano]

LOL....That was funny. I will have to share that with people. I have never heard of that one before.