Whacko Drink Recipe (Warning- possibly offensive to some!)

[chubbyalaskagriz]

"Your Mom's a Dirty Hooker Who I Hit in the Mouth"

1 can Natty Light Beer

3 shots Tomato Juice

Dash worcestershire

2 shots Rumpleminz

1 Purple Popsickle

2 scoops Orange Tang

Melt popsicle in microwave for 12 seconds in microwave safe dish. Pour tomato juice, tang (powdered), and worcestershire sauce in bowl, whisk until tang is dissolved, set aside. Pour Rumplemintz and beer into blender. Puree for 10 seconds, add melted popsicle juice as well as tang mixture. Blend until smooth. Enjoy!! If not strong enough add Bacardi 151 as desired.

[Cook Chatty Cathy]

This sounds absolutely hideous Kevin, one helluva a concotion if you ask me, thanks for the laugh!!!

[Mama Mangia]

cuz your mom was with:

Back Street Romeo

1 ounce Whiskey
1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream

Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a shot glass.



they were caught at the:

Baltimore Zoo


1 ounce Light Rum
1 ounce Gin
1 ounce Vodka
3/4 ounce Triple Sec
1 ounce Sour Mix

Using a shaker filled with ice, combine all ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a chilled highball glass.



while they were:

Between The Sheets

1 ounce Brandy
1 ounce Light rum
1 ounce Triple sec
1 ounce Lemon juice

In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.



playing with his:

Big Red Hooter


1 ounce Tequila
3/4 ounce Amaretto
4 ounces Pineapple juice
1 ounce Grenadine
1 Cherry


Pour tequila and amaretto over ice into collins glass, fill with pineapple juice and top with grenadine. Garnish with cherry.


and her:

Big Titty Drink


2 ounces Coconut rum liqueur
6 ounces Pineapple juice


Combine ingredients in a collins glass and serve chilled.



when they were caught they tried to make a get-away and believe me -
she is a:

*****-on-wheels

2 ounces Gin
1/2 ounce Dry vermouth
1/2 ounce White creme de menthe
1 teaspoon Pernod


In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.



driving in her:

Brandy Blazer

1 teaspoon Granulated sugar
2 ounces Brandy
1 slice Orange
1 Lemon twist


In an old-fashioned glass, dissolve the sugar in brandy. Add the orange slice. Tilt the glass and carefully ignite the drink with a match. Stir with a long spoon until the flame is extinguished. Strain into a punch cup and garnish with the lemon twist.



cripe she's a real:

Dirty White Mother

1 1/2 ounces Brandy
1/2 ounce Kahlua
Light cream



Pour brandy and Kahlua into an old-fashioned glass filled with ice cubes and stir. Float cream on top and serve.



and when he notcied that they were found out he was a:

Grizzly Bear

1 part Amaretto
1 part Jaegermeister
1 part Kahlua
2 1/2 parts milk



Served over ice. Sounds nasty, but tastes great.



when they felt they were far enough away, they stopped at their:

Secret Place

1 1/2 ounces Dark rum
1/2 ounce Cherry brandy
2 teaspoons Dark creme de cacao
4 ounces Cold coffee
Crushed ice


Pour all of the ingredients into an Irish coffee glass filled with crushed ice. Stir well.


and they had:

Sex On The Beach

1 ounce Vodka
3/4 ounce Peach schnapps
Cranberry juice
Grapefruit juice



Half fill with cranberry juice and grapefruit juice, add vodka and schnapps, stir in highball glass.




on that cool:


September Morning

1 1/2 ounces Light rum
1 teaspoon Cherry brandy
1/2 ounce Lime juice
1/2 teaspoon Grenadine
1 Egg white



In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.



too bad that he was bitten by a:


Tartantula

1 1/2 ounces Scotch
1 ounce Sweet vermouth
1/2 ounce Benedictine
1 Lemon Twist



In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine the Scotch, vermouth, and Benedictine. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with the lemon twist.



and she was eaten by a:

Reptile (original)

1 part Early Times
1 1/2 parts Orange juice
1 part Mountain Dew
Crushed grapes



This is the drink the Reptile is based on, created by Joe Schaftall. Shake ingredients with crushed ice until outside of shaker is cold enough to have water droplets on the outside. Strain into highball glass.



it was such a:


Nightmare


1 1/2 ounces Gin
1/2 ounce Cherry brandy
1/2 ounce Madeira
1 teaspoon Orange juice


Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.



OH:

What The Hell

1 ounce Dry vermouth
1 ounce Gin
1 ounce Apricot brandy
1 dash Lemon juice


Stir all ingredients with ice cubes in an old-fashioned glass and serve.



what a way to go:

Instant Death

3 ounces Bacardi 151-proof rum
3 ounces Everclear
3 ounces Jaegermeister
5 ounces Water
1 pinch Salt



Put in all of the alcohol ingredients first, follow with the water, then add the salt.


time for me to finish my game of:

Bocce Ball

Yield: Yield: 1 serving
Vodka 1½ oz.
Almond liqueur ½ oz.
Orange juice as needed
Soda splash
Orange slice to garnish
Combine vodka and almond liqueur over ice in highball glass; top with orange juice and soda. Garnish with orange slice.


(ok - I'm going.....)

[The Ironic Chef]

1 can of Hawaiian punch, red. Pour it into a large punch bowl. Slice up some citrus type fruits just to make it look healthy and throw them in too. Pineapple, oranges, tangerines, lemons and limes.) Keep it tame by just adding a few bottles of Sangria. If you want some extra kick to it use your imagination. Add a quart bottle of Tom Collins mix or ginger ale. Scoop in some orange sherbet and have a party. Depending on the number of guest, be prepared to make several batches. The fruit left over in the punch bowl makes a good snack while cleaning up after everyone leaves.

[Mama Mangia]

Mama has too much time on her hands today......... can you tell????