My husband sit down on the couch and of course here comes our dog to get on his lap. Hubby says ewww you stink to the dog who is in need of a bath. The dog jumps down and goes to get a toy. Hubby says I don't want to play with you right now. Then hubby says I told you Im not in the mood when the dog puts the toy in his lap. Then the dog gives up and gets back onto his lap and hubby says get your hairy backside off of me you reek. The he tells the dog to get his hairy legs off of him.
I get up and pick up the dogs toy and make him bark. Hubby says why are you doing that and I said if anyone heard the last few things you said I want to make sure they know we have a dog.

Yep. If I overheard all of that through the door I would naturally assume that YOU were getting a little "Randie" and in need of some personal hygien.

I thought Jon was gonna wet his pants he laughed so hard when I told him I was really hoped the neighbors knew he was talking to the freakin dog.

Now that was funny, I can just picture that going on. CF:)

Hilarious, Janie!