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 Posted By: chubbyalaskagriz 
Jul 18  # 1 of 24
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty baztard," said the fairy. :D :eek: :rolleyes:
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 Posted By: jglass 
Jul 19  # 2 of 24
Now THAT is funny!
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 Posted By: Mama Mangia 
Jul 19  # 3 of 24
ooohhhhhhhh - too funny
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 Posted By: ChileFarmer 
Jul 19  # 4 of 24
I can assure you, you will live forever. CF:)
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 Posted By: jpshaw 
Jul 20  # 5 of 24
That was funny. I just wanted to live long enough to p*** off Social Security, which I have managed to do. Of course now they have lost all my money I've been putting in there all my life.