Aprons

[chubbyalaskagriz]

Neato- I like those bib-aprons too, janie. I'm a big guy and it's hard to find aprons with strings that'll go all the way 'round me. Maybe I'll start-up a trendy chubby-person's apron mercantile and become a millionaire selling to others with expanding bellies, like myself!

[jglass]

You should see Jons buddy Jake. He is as round as he is tall.
Poor guy loves to cook AND eat. He was going to all of the flea markets last week looking for a particular shape bowl he wanted to present his spaghetti dishes in lol. He said he used to cook in the military.

I like the bib apron more because I am always staining my shirts in the kitchen.
I hate the material both of the aprons I have are made of. It comes out of the dryer in one big wrinkle. Im sorry but I hate to iron something Im just gonna get messed up again.

[KYHeirloomer]

>with expanding bellies, like myself! <

You know the rule, Kevin: Never trust a skinny chef. Oh, wait. You're not a chef anymore. Guess the fat police will be coming after you.

>.....because I am always staining my shirts in the kitchen.<

The easy solution to that, Janie, is to not wear a shirt. Two less things to wash.

[chubbyalaskagriz]

Shirtless in the kitchen??? (Or two MORE things to wash- depending on how u look at it, KYH! Hee-Hee!)

[KYHeirloomer]

Well, I figure she's washing those things whether she cooks or not. So it's a net savings.

Just thinking green, here. Bwahahahahahahahaha

[chubbyalaskagriz]

Well, I see your point, Brook... just steer clear of the habaneros! YIKES!

[CanMan]

I didn't use an apron for many years until I learned the secret of how to tie it since I cannot reach around back like some young people. Until I won a Paula Dean apron, I just tucked a kitchen towel in my waist because I needed something to wipe my hands on while I'm working. On especially messy baking/cooking days I will use the full apron to keep my clothes reasonable clean. Actually I think my floor needs an apron as much as me.

[jglass]

Some where this thread took a detour and I felt the impact right in my chest lol.

[x7anoonah]

Yes, I love my aprons. My favorites are the ones that go around the neck and tie at the back, full aprons that way when I bake I do not get messy.