>that would make me a pastry chef. And with a roast in the oven... <
Aha! I've got you beat, Mama. Last night I reduced a marinade until it was thickened. So that must make me a saucier as well as all those other things.
Oh I am the cook and the captain bold
And the mate of the Nancy brig
And the boatswain tight, and the midshipmite
And the crew of the capitans gig
But, alas, despite what they may think at that other site, I am not a chef.
Aha! I've got you beat, Mama. Last night I reduced a marinade until it was thickened. So that must make me a saucier as well as all those other things.

Oh I am the cook and the captain bold
And the mate of the Nancy brig
And the boatswain tight, and the midshipmite
And the crew of the capitans gig
But, alas, despite what they may think at that other site, I am not a chef.