Spamming the thread about spammers. That is infuriating.
I'm just a natural spam magnet! Eat your heart out - LOL!!!!
Back to the spam convention................
Back to the spam convention................
Kev - it's either keep a sense of humor or go postal with these idiots. So I have armed myself - colapasta (colander) on my head, cookie sheets strapped around my body, meat mallet in one hand, meat cleaver, tucked in my belt and my wooden dowel (used as a rolling pin but 3 times the size of a billy club) in my other hand - and I'm ready for battle. When they get close - spill the olive oil on the floor so they easily lose their balance, and smother their fallen bodies with hot melted Limburger cheese. Force them to eat anchovies straight from the can and throw dried salted cod at them - hard enough so that it sticks in their torso. Cut off their fingers with the meat cleaver and then start on other appendages and toss in the Cuisanart with a steel blade. You know the routine - better than concrete shoes - those are too easy -
LOL
LOL

