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Well, I Know It's Early But I Got a Jump On My Christmas News-Letter!

chubbyalaskagriz

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Miss Ruby-Claudetta’s Christmas Possum

Recipe taken from “Treasury of White Trash Cooking”
by: Ernest Matthew Mickler and Trisha Mickler


1 live possum
½ c. vinegar
Kitchen Bouquet
small jar persimmon jam
5 or 6 slices bacon
salt & pepper to taste
8-10 medium sweet potaters

Now, Christmas possum is differnt from all other possum. It’s got to be caught- not killed, two weeks to a month before the cookin day. That’s right around late November. You can catchem in the hen house or up a ‘simmon tree, or in a trap. It don’t make no never mind, long as he’s caught live, ‘cause they got to be penned up so’s you can cleanem out. Feedem nothin but cornbread and milk. That’ll fixem up, fattenem out, and get rid of all them no good flavors. This makes possum as good as corn-fed pig. Then, when the time comes, killem quick, skin the rascal and git shed of all the insides.
Now you got a possum ready for cookin’. Sinkem in a ‘namel dish pan o’water and make sure he’s good and covered. Then add a half cup of vinegar and soak it in the icebox overnight. In the mornin drain off all the water and cut up the possum into rabbit pieces. Thata way the city folk’ll never know they eatin possum. An I’ma tellin ya it works. Boil the possum pieces in enough salted water ‘til it’s done, but not fallin off the bone. The timin depends on the age o’ the possum. Sometimes it’s ready in an hour- sometimes it’ll take two. When it’s done, fish out the pieces and drainem. That’ll git rid o’ just about all the possum grease. When it’s cool so you can handle it, rub the rabbit sized possum pieces with lotsa salt and pepper. Plenty. Then make a paste outta some Kitchen Bouquet and a jar a persimmon jam. I always make my jam just after the first frost ‘cause it’s sweeter that way- that is, if’n the possums ain’t got’em all. Just a teaspoon or two of Kitchen Bouquet stirred into the jam. Now, ifn you ain’t got ‘simmon jam, any light tastin one’ll do. Smear the stuff all over the pieces until you’ve gotem coated good. Lay on 5 or 6 slices salt pork or bacon and surround it with ya greased sweet potaters. Put in a hot oven and roast, covered for thirty minutes. Then uncover it and cook until it’s sizzlin browned but never burned (bout ‘nother thrity minutes). Spoon the juice up on it ever few minutes while it’s uncovered. I don’t think I know a soul that don’t surround their possum with sweet potaters, ‘cause it takes a good hour for’em to bake. Be extry shore ya possum is done. They ain’t nuthin worst than bein accused a serving half-baked possum!
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Sounds kinda good and if ye git to have yer big pot o greens with it..... Weeee-doggies!!!! That thar's good eatin'!!!! An don' go firgettin' yer buttermilk conebread!!!!

And a good jug o white lightenin fer a nice after dinner fiddlin and buck dancin!!!!! Yeeee-haaawwwww:D

Ya' all be sure ta come back next yr!!!
 
Oh Lordy ! Sis Cathy and Kev sounds like they been hitting that White Lightening !
 
Jon's Dad was telling me that years ago there was this fella where they worked and when they got a microwave in the dinner room he microwaved possum in it. He said grease just rolled out of the microwave. It smelled so bad they threw out the microwave. He was banned from using the microwave ever again lol. BUT..he did eat the possum he microwaved.
 
Oh Lordy ! Sis Cathy and Kev sounds like they been hitting that White Lightening !


well now - I've got ther secret recipe -

HOW TO MAKE HOME BREW

Chase wild bullfrogs fer three miles to gather up hops. To them add ten gallons of tan bark, 1/2 pint shellac, an' one bar of homemade soap. Boil 36 hours, then strain through an I.W.W. sock to keep it frum workin'. Add one grasshopper to each pint to give it a kick. Pour a little into th' kitchen sink; if it takes th' enamel off, it's ready to bottle.
 
well now - I've got ther secret recipe -

HOW TO MAKE HOME BREW

Chase wild bullfrogs fer three miles to gather up hops. To them add ten gallons of tan bark, 1/2 pint shellac, an' one bar of homemade soap. Boil 36 hours, then strain through an I.W.W. sock to keep it frum workin'. Add one grasshopper to each pint to give it a kick. Pour a little into th' kitchen sink; if it takes th' enamel off, it's ready to bottle.

Mama you workin fer them there ABC boys and done comed cross ma recipe? She's one o them thar spy types that's fer shore!!!!;)
 
Wooooo! We got Kev cooking possum:eek:...Sis Cath drinking the "lala Juice :p" and now Mama is........Mama-Nator-Moonshiner;) !

And Kev...if Mama's potion takes the enamel off the sink it just might take yore flesh off the bones ! On second thought.....halloween coming up ! :D
 
Enough of all this messin' about. Who's got a good squirrel recipe? Just caught me one.
 
Mapiva- I reckon any possum recipe could be interchangable fer squirrel- but I've always been partial to a yummy tree-rat fracasee, myself!
 
A few years ago we had a squirrel in town that was stealing all of the lights from the park's Christmas displays lol. They eventually caught him and took him way up into the woods and released him. He was unscrewing the bulbs and hiding them like they were nuts.
 
What a twisted l'il turd-butt, janie! I'm surprized that furry varmint didn't get fried while snatchin' rudolph's red nose from alongside of some Natvity scene! Ha!
 
No Nativity scenes on public property down here, Kevin.

Apparently there are a total of 13 myopic liberals living in Kentucky who get to decide how the rest of us live our lives.

My God! A Nativity scene. Next thing you know somebody will be trying to obey the 10 commandments. :eek:
 
Enough of all this messin' about. Who's got a good squirrel recipe? Just caught me one.



Welcome to the ROADKILL CAFE!

Today's special - STUFFED SQUIRREL! LOL




If yore nose itches, if yore nose itches,
Sumbody cumin' with a hoel in his britches.






tamarro's special -

PIGS FEET

Be shore an' clean 'tween his toes - you jest can't tell whar a hawg's been.

Put pigs feet in cold water. Scrape and clean well. Place in a pot and cover with salted water. Boil till meat will slip from the bone. Can then be eaten several different ways - baked with something else of just eaten as is.
 
There are still Nativity Scenes here in rural, central Illinois, Brook- 'course we're a wee bit behind the times- it takes us years to ketch up to what was hip 2 decades ago. Here, we're still waitin' for Break-Dancin' to catch on- and Reagan's "Trickle-Down Theory"! Ha! Also- did you guys catch the final episode of M*A*S*H last week?- man, was that an incrtedible finale, or what? Hee-Hee! winks- k.
 
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