Sep 27 # 16 of 36
Mama Mangia wrote:
OMG - Don't get me started on rectal thermometers! OMG - my friends hubbie is such a jerk - he stuck it in his mouth because he was sick one day - OMG - don't even go there - we will never let him live it down - I can't believe he did it - OMG - it was a definite pee your pants laughing day while rolling on the floor!!
Think about it - each one personally tested............OMG - who had it shoved up their rear and then they sold it to you............OMG!!!!!!!!
I am dying over here, LOL!!
Sep 28 # 17 of 36
BensMom wrote:
I am dying over here, LOL!!
OH!!! You aint the only one!!!!!
:p
Hello!!!!! Wasn't the end of it red??? Red means WARNING DANGER DANGER Will Robinson!!!! :eek: LMBO!
Sep 28 # 18 of 36
Do you think he cared what color the end of it was??? I'm surprised he didn't go outside and jam the outside thermometer from the house in his mouth!!! Sorry to say this to any fellas out there - but they don't always think!!!! Woman think - men react without thinking! He was sick and he was going to prove it! But one thing - sure cured his butt real fast after he learned what he did!!! Hasn't been sick since!
What a cure-all.......maybe the American Medical ASSociation can print in one of their monthly newsletters.........QUICK CURE FOR FLU, COLDS AND FEVER - just stick a USED rectal thermometer in your mouth!! Guaranteed you will never want to do that again and you won't get sick again!! LOL!!
Sep 29 # 19 of 36
OMG MAMA!!!!!! Ahahahahhaaaa!!!!
Maybe you should send that in to a medical research team. LOL And isnt his wife so lucky! Men are such babies when they're sick.
Sep 30 # 20 of 36
No offense fellas - but rt49 is right!!! They come across as so macho - until they are sick - then the whole world is supposed to stop spinning and everything is to come to an end so that they can be cared for! Then they get better and go back to being macho! LOL
I love the tough guys that can't stand a cut on their finger! OMG - wash their hair, bathe them, feed them - LOL!!! Cut your finger - then go clean the chicken for dinner, clean the counter tops with bleach, do the laundry, wash the kitchen floor, polish the furniture and hand them the remote after you fixed them a coffee and did the dishes........(I'll stop there...)