it must be my sex-appeal - I'm just a spam magnet and these days I must be loved - there are so many of them!!!!

I ban over a hundred a day before they can post - they must love me so much!!!!

BTW - thanks Rick - I'm glad you find it funny!!!!!!! bet you didn't know I had so much spam appeal! LOL

I find it funny in an endearing sort of way, because I know how Italian women can get when you push the wrong buttons and get on their bad sides

Oh I can relate to that. When I was around 10 years old I and several friends were walking by the local Catholic School when my dog ran over to the house across the street where the Nuns stayed. Well he must have been messing with something he shouldn't be messing with since one of the nuns walked out on the back stoop and I heard a low BOOM. I could see her break open the shotgun to get the shell out and my dog who was about 60 yds from her when it began was now headed for the house. He went past me without even saying hello. She had odviously burned him with some bird shot and one friend who went to that school said "Oh that's Sister such and such and she's Italian so don't mess with her". Needless to say I didn't.

I'm not that bad using a shot gun fellas - but it does take a lot before I explode - that is when Satan himself hides! I'm not a b*tch - but hurt anyone in my family or continue to push buttons that have rusted and prefer to stay that way - and then the she-devil comes out. Nothing like a 5'9" blond Amazon that has just become your worst nightmare!
LOL

and I don't get along at all with spammers......

I'm a lot like mama... it takes a lot to force me across that line. But I'm a BIG guy and once I am shoved across that line it takes a heckuva force to get me pulled back across it!