LOL!

I've got a good supply of "hubbie-bashing" things. I've got some really thick (in diamter) dowels that I use - I'm not too much into rolling pins - give me a piece of a tree and I can do it - LOL!

Rolling-Pins aren't hi-tech enuf for me... I prefer shock collars- w/ remote activators! One just has to be careful that the wearer of said collar is not standing in water when the jolt is inflicted!

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instant perm!

LOL

exactly! and if one does it correctly and the shockee has recently bathed, instant barbecue-buffet! Ha! (okay- that was baaaddddddd!)