rt49andellis wrote:OMG those were funny..... Cuz nanna said !!!!! and poo poo HAHAAAa
We were at the laundromat once and my son Christian (age 5 at the time) and I were playing Eye Spy. Well Christian says I spy with my little eye something that is brown. I looked and looked and named everything I saw. Then... I saw ONE more thing. I leaned in really close and asked him "Is it that man?" He said yes. I was like oh good grief !!!!!!!!
Once again, same Christian, (must be somethin with Chrises LOL) we were in walmart and i was back in the fabric section. Ya know, with all the snooty old women. And Christian yells out really loud.... "MOM?? Did you fart? Cuz somethin stinks!!!" OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I said NO !!!!!!!! lol He said (of course quietly so no one could hear) Well.... I did.
LITTLE BOOGER !
We were at the laundromat once and my son Christian (age 5 at the time) and I were playing Eye Spy. Well Christian says I spy with my little eye something that is brown. I looked and looked and named everything I saw. Then... I saw ONE more thing. I leaned in really close and asked him "Is it that man?" He said yes. I was like oh good grief !!!!!!!!
Once again, same Christian, (must be somethin with Chrises LOL) we were in walmart and i was back in the fabric section. Ya know, with all the snooty old women. And Christian yells out really loud.... "MOM?? Did you fart? Cuz somethin stinks!!!" OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I said NO !!!!!!!! lol He said (of course quietly so no one could hear) Well.... I did.
LITTLE BOOGER !
LOL!! Another time we were in a superstore and a rather well-endowed lady was bending over in front of our car--really she had no business wearing what she was and before I could wheel around her my Chris, (surprise!!) :eek: announces "Boy, Mommy, that lady is really faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! This time there was no escape (as she was the only one in the aisle) and she indignantly drew herself up to my eyelevel and gave me a look that turned me into fertilizer. I'm sure she thought I taught him that phrase
I swear to goodness that I don't talk like that about other people. You're right, this may be be the curse of the Chris/Christian/Christopher namesake. Child opens mouth, inserts foot, parents get kicked in the pants.