OMG! that is a good one -
The Ironic Chef wrote:I couldn't resist a bit of humor, I think it is some what clean.
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!
And the best thing about Italians is their crazy sence of humor
What a terrific heritage! Oh and by the way we had Lasagna for dinner tonight THANKS GUYS!!!
I was actually born Scottish. You do know that Scottish cooking consist only of boiling potatoes. The same as the Irish cooking I guess. I was always told that the Scots are noted for only two things. They invented Golf and Scotch Whiskey. After which they have not hit a lick since. Does anyone know what the word "Golf" actually means?
well - there s an old saying - "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden" which is an acronym for golf
back in medieval times KOLF or KOLVE was an old Dutch word for club and the Scots dialect transformed it to "golve," "gowl" or "gouf" eventually becoming golf sometime in the 1500's
I like the acronym (although someone made that one up)
back in medieval times KOLF or KOLVE was an old Dutch word for club and the Scots dialect transformed it to "golve," "gowl" or "gouf" eventually becoming golf sometime in the 1500's
I like the acronym (although someone made that one up)