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 Posted By: Mama Mangia 
Jan 31  # 11 of 15
the chicken is voodoo stuff -

every country has for generations had a "curse" of some sort - the Italians, the Spanish, the Mexican, the Irish, the Polish, the Slavic, the Greek - you name it

and Kev -

there is a CURE for the OPEN MOUTH INSERT FOOT SYNDROME -
what you do when you are "short" and things are not going right and an innocent victim approaches - you start to count out loud - and loudly - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF! SAY GOODBYE TO THIS LOUSY SITUATON BECAUSE IT IS NOT ME!

they will think you are nuts - but you won't hurt their feelings and in time they will know you don't want to hurt anyone when you're having an off day or something is just not going right at the moment

with enough people around they can all join in - WHAT A BLAST! LOL

and no hurt feelings and no worry about making nice-nice

(bake a cake for a BLAST OFF party!)
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 Posted By: The Ironic Chef 
Jan 31  # 12 of 15
You guys don't go mixing that Hatian Voodoo be-headed chickens and all up with Italian Hexes now. Unless of course you are just talking about the dumplins, lol.
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 Posted By: The Ironic Chef 
Jan 31  # 13 of 15
Damn Mama, I was just typing that
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 Posted By: Mama Mangia 
Jan 31  # 14 of 15
so I must be reading your mind IC!

okay - since my "psychic powers" are working - I will predict your future IC -

let me look into my crystal ball (I have to turn one of my glass bowls over - just a minute)

I see, I see, I see...........

my kitchen table through the bowl........

OOPS.........

I mean -

I see in our future IC -

LOTSA GOOD FOODS! AND A FULL AND SATISFIED TUMMY!

THE GREAT MAMA-WIZARD HAS SPOKEN (like in the Wizard of Oz)


now to invert my bowl and make something good today................

(Mama Wizard's predictions/readings are for entertainment purposes only)

for further information - call - 1-800-TRUSTME
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 Posted By: jglass 
Feb 1  # 15 of 15
I would explain it to her. If she is a good friend she will understand everyone has said things they would like to take back later. A baked goodie would help to ease the pain lol.