Mama... I just got off the phone w/ the dude Janie likes from all those vampire movies- he's not available today.
So then I talked to some of those good-lookin' singers from the rock bands she likes- they're all busy too.
I went all thru my rolodex- and all her fav guys seem to have stuff going on today...
But then I found one last number- for Weird Al Yankovic! He's available- so I was thinking between you and I we could bake and decorate a huge CAKE for Weird Al to jump out of! What d'ya say?


