KYH - NOW you're talking my language - love those boat horns! I just didn't reference it for a certain reason. cough cough

Glad someone else knows how to handle things.


Hey Kev - when you live in a development - you live with psychos.

Brook, (mama- pay attention, 'cuz this could work for u too, the other way...)

I realize this'd be a stretch for ya, and ya might not be able to get past your natural rugged manliness enuf to really test it out, but trust me on this one... when you've got a headache from the excessive whistles and air horns but still feel feisty enuf to do whatever it takes to stop the varmints from pestering you?

Being a dude- if you get a particularly insistent male telemarketer on the line, turn-on your best faux Marilyn Monroe seductiveness but still in your deepest, huskiest voice possible & ask simly, "So, stud- what r u wearing?... and do you have any body piercings?" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Works like a charm! Those baztardz never call back!

OMG -

I think I would do better when I let an Italian "loveline" roll off my tongue!

LOL

and it sure ain't telling them I love them............