Rule #1 in the culinary world, of course, is everything tastes better with bacon.
But I'm talking about rule #1 in the military world, which I had, unfortunately, forgotten: Never volunteer for nothing, it stinks.
Friend Wife's department at work is having one of their periodic parties, this one requireing finger foods. So, without thinking, I volunteered to make my famous pork finger pies.
Spent the day at it, and didn't even get to eat one.
I'll never do that again. From now on, Rule #1 rules!