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To All Spammers Only

Mama Mangia

Super Moderator
My dearest friends - SPAMMERS - this is a message for you.

I understand you have something to sell - how wonderful. I won't go into detail of the terrible workmanship, fake items, etc. that you are trying to pawn off on us - that is a completely different topic. Or the fact that you want to rip us all off.

As far as trying to sell to us all here - you can do it - BUT WE HAVE RULES.

You see, we are all hard-working TAXPAYERS on this site. We work hard for our money and we have to pay tax on everything we own and/or purchase.

For that reason - ALL SPAMMERS WILL NEED TO SEE ME REGARDING THEIR POSTINGS. YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO POST AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLETED OUR CREDIT INFORMATION, INCLUDING COPY OF YOUR LICENSE TO SELL YOUR GOODS AND YOUR SALES TAX CERTIFICATE NUMBERS.

Without that info - we will just automatically assume that you are making money off the books and not having to pay taxes on it. You know the routine - open a PayPal account with one bank - s.u.c.k. all the money out and re-open another account so that the government doesn't catch up with you.

Well we are all honest people here - and once you post - we know exactly where to find you through that post.

And we will assist you with the information we need by immediately reporting you to the various agencies that will catch you and prosecute you.

If you had a legitimate site and you were selling - you would not need to put your unwanted trash articles on our site.

What makes you think that a recipe site is interested in your Chinese made products anyway?

I have the software to find you and turn you in -

aren't you glad you met Mama????

Love and peace to you low-life maggots................
 
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