§ A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious
§ No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
§ A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
§ If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
§ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
§ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
§ Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
§ A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
§ Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
§ Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
§ Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
§ My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines
§ No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
§ A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house
§ If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
§ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
§ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
§ Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
§ A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
§ Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
§ Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
§ Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
§ My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines
