A crusty old bachelor and a monk were having a heated argument and the old man was adamant. There are no women in Heaven. To prove his point he gleefully quoted Revelations, chapter 8 verse 1. "and there was silence in Heaven for half an hour."

Please don't ban me Mama!

I think that is hilarious.

LMAOROTF!!!!

I love it!

Rip-roaring, John!