As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Posted By: The Ironic Chef
Apr 20 # 22 of 36
Don't pass gas. and sneeze at the same time if you have a bowel problem.
Posted By: Cook Chatty Cathy
Apr 20 # 23 of 36
You guys are really bad:D
KYH, today I felt like both the bug & the windshield:D
I also have a good one for goodness sake "Treat others the way you would like to be treated".
Posted By: Bubba707
Apr 20 # 24 of 36
Never appeal to another persons better nature, he may not have one. Appeal to his self interest instead. That way you can reach a mutually acceptable accomodation.
Posted By: jglass
Apr 21 # 25 of 36
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"
