from a customer at The Wilkes House, a country-style restaurant in Savannah:
Surely it would be a terrible thing to die of low cholesterol!
Surely it would be a terrible thing to die of low cholesterol!
The optomist believes we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears that's true.
The pessimist fears that's true.
A Few Thoughts From Comedienne Rita Rudner:
1.) 'Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before'.
2.) 'I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.'
3.) 'My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping'.
4.) 'I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine'.
5.) 'A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax'.
6.) 'I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life'.
7.) 'I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.'
1.) 'Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before'.
2.) 'I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.'
3.) 'My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping'.
4.) 'I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine'.
5.) 'A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax'.
6.) 'I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life'.
7.) 'I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.'