You are so funny, that line cracked me up, but it is right!

Yeah, Janie, it's true. And what most of them don't realize is that the plate is, at best, flimsy paper.

Oh, enough talk. I'm heading out to the store even as we speak.

I love a butterball turkey bologna sandwich with some fresh tomato on it. Got some in the fridge now. Im gonna have to give fried pickles a try.

Ya'll eat whatever the heck you want but lunch is almost here, and then I'm almost done eatin' for the day, 'cept for maybe a few garden veggies and salad dressing for a lite supper later on... gotta save room in my belly for my FAV Tuesday meal- the dollar Tuesday Special at my nearby Popeye's! A leg and a thigh for ONE BUCK! I'll get 2 or 3 of'em, along with a large side of slaw and I'll be in HEAVEN all danged day long! I'll be lookin' like that cartoon doggy from back in the 70's that eats a snack then hugs himself and moans & groans and jumps up into the air and ecstatically floats down to the ground light as a feather, into a fat happy nap all curled-up on the ground. Do ya'll remember him at all, or am I having false memories again?

My FIL is using a electric stove that should be in the junk pile.
The metal plates that have the temps on them just spin so its best guess as to what you have them set on. I have seen him smack them to get them to work.
The other day after he shows me how to use the pressure canner he sees his canner looks like its setting funny. The top of the freakin stove had rusted out where the little silver basket sets in the burner! Im hoping this forces him to get a new stove. Knowing him he will rig up something to avoid it. I told him I would be scared to go to sleep at night with that stove in the house. He wonders why Id prefer to cook here and pack it up than cook on that thing..