I asked for clarification- he explained that Art Bell told him a flying saucer would be swinging by to pick him up sometime before Friday between the hours of 01:00 and 03:00. I told him to get his azz back into the kitchen and finish baking.

More down to earth perhaps, but related, research why actor Tom Cruise has built a $10 Million bunker under his home in Colorado that will hold up to 10 people for up to one year. I wonder if we need to begin worrying if we hear news of he and his family leaving for Colorado one day.
And all those "crop circles" that were in the news years back. Well, they still go on but not usually in our primetime media. Yes they proved that probably 80% are manmade, but that left 20% that are real and the experts have gotten REALLY good at spotting the real ones...and their meanings.
Is everyone getting the impression that much more is going on in our world than we realize on the surface? Boredom is not on the agenda.
. Kind of hard to get a nerd to laugh, especially an old one. I'll try harder next time. 